![]() ![]() The furthest we got was the head of his penis, immobile. I hurt him trying to re-insert his penis because I was putting pressure on it when it had nowhere to go. Both of us. And you know me - my vagina is not a wimp. We almost gave up even getting his penis in there along with Ida. But it quickly became apparent that I wasn’t. “Want to have some extremely distressing sex?” I began, hoping I was joking. Let me walk you through the first partnered testing session I had with the LELO Ida. Little did I know that that would become the least disappointing thing about the Ida. I may have literally yelled, “WHAT! DID THEY REALLY NOT PUT A BROOCH IN HERE! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?!” while digging through the trash to find the foam insert just to make sure there was no brooch indentation. But like the idea of Valentine’s Day being romantic, it cannot live up to the hype the world has created for it.Īlso, it doesn’t come with a brooch. Theoretically, it is meant to be inserted vaginally and still leave enough space for a penis or dildo to join the party. Marketed as a “couples'” toy, Ida has a 3″ long, 1″ wide shaft that rotates (“ like the constantly-wagging finger of a toy that doesn’t even approve of itself”) and a 2.25″ in diameter circular… disc… thing… that vibrates. ![]() Named after a long-ago-discontinued toy in LELO’s first line, Ida sounds like a cute grandmother rather than a sex toy that’s gonna rock your relationship to its core. When I say, “hey, you know what we should do?” his features fall because he’s afraid I’m going to say “have sex.” But instead I say, “watch Orange Is The New Black” or “boil the potatoes for dinner” and all is forgiven. I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. ![]()
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